Ship-It-Like-FedEx
asktoothless:

the-royal-runnaways:

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 
"WE’RE COMING"
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

Run.

Update: IM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!! 

asktoothless:

the-royal-runnaways:

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:

Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. 
Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 

"WE’RE COMING"

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

Run.

Update: IM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!! 

irwins-bandanass:

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
jamestheknight:

i’m still getting used to drawing rl people wow, Kevin deserves some luv  (´∇ノ`*)ノ

jamestheknight:

i’m still getting used to drawing rl people wow, Kevin deserves some luv  (´∇ノ`*)ノ

pyroar:

pyroar:

i should make a blog thats just pictures of cats doin the tongue thing that  i should direct to people who are sad

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i love cats

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

bigfanbigfan:

hOW OLD DO THEY THINK JORDAN IS???

bigfanbigfan:

hOW OLD DO THEY THINK JORDAN IS???

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

UberHaxorNova - Demons
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Kevin: Are you the actual singer for Imagine Dragons?

James: I actually was supposed to be, and then they told me to fuck off.

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hushedsarcasm:

when u draw somethin really good outa no where like

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wtf where did that come from hand? ?? ?